Friday, 22 April 2016

Why Are Blacks So Behind Economically -Food For Thought

You've got to read this Excerpts from an interview with a Jewish leader about Blacks.      

INTERVIEWER:
Why are blacks so behind Economically? 
            
JEWISH LEADER:
The only thing blacks understand is Consumption. Blacks don't understand the importance of creating and building wealth.

The fundamental rule is to keep your money within your racial group. We the Jews build Jewish business, hire Jewish, buy Jewish and spend Jewish. There is nothing wrong with that but it is a basic rule blacks cannot comprehend and follow;  "He kills his fellow blacks daily instead of wanting to see his fellow black do succeed" 93% of blacks killed in America are by other blacks.

Their leaders steal from their people and send the money back to their colonial master from whom they borrow the same money from.

Every successful black want to spend his money in the country of his colonial masters. They go on holiday abroad, buy houses abroad, school abroad, go for medical treatment abroad etc instead of spending this money in their own country to benefit their people.

Statistics show that the Jew's money exchanges hands 18 times before leaving his community while for blacks it is probably a maximum of once or even zero.

Only 6% of black money goes back into their community. Thisv is why Jews are at the top and blacks are at the bottom of every ladder of society. 

Instead of buying Louis Vuitton, Hermes, expensive cars, shoes, houses, dresses etc, blacks could industralize Africa, build banks and get rid of colonial institutions by putting them out of business.                  

INTERVIEWER:
What is your thought on failure of blacks after 150yrs?
   
JEWISH LEADER:
Well, nothing is ever the blackman's fault. His compulsive habit of killing his own, compulsive material consumption. His inability to build businesses or preserve wealth are usually somebody else's fault.
                                 
INTERVIEWER:
So what can blacks do to liberate themselves

JEWISH LEADER: Blacks must take responsibility. Blacks must unite. And vehemently fight corrupt leaders who run down their country and run to IMF as though IMF is Father Christmas.

Pls. forward this until it goes round the continent of Africa & particularly to our parasitic leaders.
We all need to learn our lessons quick and build our Nation.

Thursday, 10 December 2015

Lagos To Abuja - Journey by Road - Motor Park Experience

Hahaha.
Life in Logos, yours truly left her home by 5am and headed to Jibowu.
Got there by 5:40am, and happily entered a sienna as I do not like buses.
There were 4 loading and all had up to 4 pessangers seated.
I settled for the one with an "empty front seat".
I think that is when I should have known that something was wrong...
Why would a car of 7 seating capacity have 4 passengers and d front seat is still empty?

One guy came from nowhere and said auntie, come enter this one, I looked at him like, wetin be your own inside....you know that "side eye" look- the type Stella Dimoko Korkuds gives...lol

Before my very eyes, one moved... I was asked to pay 7k, see me saying 7k bawo?  Na 5k o (covers face).
Hubby said, you know there is no fuel just give them and I said no, I will give 6k.
At least this is not my first experience with this guys,  some other person would pay 4k today. Lol
I ended up dropping 6k sha...now u know u can price bus fare. Lol.

The wait for that special pessanger started or so I thought. Na 1 remain, no Na 2 was all I was hearing.
And said well in 30mins we should take off.. That's 7am at most.

Oh! How wrong I was.

2nd sienna loaded and left and the same boy from "no where" came again and gave me the ntoor look ... Lol.
I just looked off. By the way, I no get him time.

Mumsy started, why did u join sienna, why road, why didn't you leave ur house early, did u pray, is your husband with u, what is the plate number of the vehicle . When will u people leave?????????  Had to look for a quiet place to pick her call and by d time I was back, the old man sitting behind had gone... Haaaaaa

Someone else walked up to me and said front seat is not for women. See me asking for my money and they offered to give me papas seat! Hian,  where is papa?

Afterall papa was no passenger,  lol. He just sat there to make the vehicle filled up to encourage people like me... I couldn't cry, hubby had gone to work and I was by myself.

Past 8 and we needed 5 people to fill up d vehicle... So it was just I and a matured lady that were passengers Afterall.

I looked at my watch and it was 9am...I was still seated waiting for people to join us.
Who would be travelling from Lagos to Abuja and would still be at home by 9am???

Somehow someone just showed with bail of cloths for waybill,  that's how the back seat was bought and collapsed, 3 people showed up and started fighting for who would get in first...lol

Yours truly was fuming inside and asking what they were doing when I left my home by 5am... Lol
By 10am, we moved.

Did I mention where papa came back and we spoke on something?
Well, let me leave that for part 2.

Xoxo
Bebe

Friday, 4 December 2015

The Gift of Life



A nun and a priest were travelling across the desert when their camel keeled over dead.

Thursday, 26 November 2015

IF OUR ATM SPEAKS OUR DIALECT

On A Lighter Note:

Imagine if ATMs in Naija speak our dialect. If U are in a sophisticated area like BANANA ISLAND, here is how the ATM would communicate;

ATM: Welcome Mr. Adenuga.
-Please, enter your secret number.
-How much will you like to withdraw?
Thank you for banking with us, Mr. Adenuga.

…….but if you are in a place like
MUSHIN, here is how it will respond; After a guy inserts his card, inputs his pin,

ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, Omo Aye ,
-tuale baba agba,owo meji fun eyan kan -omo iya ma je ki won ri numba asiri e o, te soju e -se o wa pa?
Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje.
ATM: Elo ni k'omo aye po jade?
(guy inputs 10,000)
ATM: (dispenses cash).
Omo Iya, ma jeun lo ntie.

In a place like IBADAN.
An Ibadan woman inserts her card, inputs her secret code.
ATM: (In Ibadan tone)
-Ekabo Iyami,e ni soribuu
-e te numba yin ni kanmo kanmo
-So nsure?
-Elo le fe gba?
(Woman enters N2,000)
ATM: Iya, ko ma s'owo lapo yin ke!
(Woman enters N2,000 again)
ATM: Se ko nse afise?
-Mo ro pe eti yin di?
Mo so pe ko s'owo lapo yin.
(For the third time, woman enters N2,000 again, thinking it was an error on the ATM's part)
ATM: (pauses for a while)
mo ro pe ori yin ti buru
-Oma saaro kutukutu ke.
-Alawin laaro ojo aje.
-To ba pe ko o to fa kadi re yo, emi ma gbe je ni o
-Alawin osi.kuro ko je ki awon olorire wa gbowo

In a place like IJEBU

A woman inserts her card & pin
ATM: Omo alare, -elo ro nfe gba?
(Woman enters N2,391.50K)
ATM: Pause for about one minute,
trying to understand the digits.
After about a minute, ATM replies,
ATM: Iya, mo nbo?
E je nsare lo wa shenji wa.

Tuesday, 24 November 2015

FRAUD ALERT - BVN

Dear Customer,Due to the new Bvn Policy by the CBN.Your ATM CARD has been deactivated to