IF OUR ATM SPEAKS OUR DIALECT

On A Lighter Note:

Imagine if ATMs in Naija speak our dialect. If U are in a sophisticated area like BANANA ISLAND, here is how the ATM would communicate;

ATM: Welcome Mr. Adenuga.
-Please, enter your secret number.
-How much will you like to withdraw?
Thank you for banking with us, Mr. Adenuga.

…….but if you are in a place like
MUSHIN, here is how it will respond; After a guy inserts his card, inputs his pin,

ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, Omo Aye ,
-tuale baba agba,owo meji fun eyan kan -omo iya ma je ki won ri numba asiri e o, te soju e -se o wa pa?
Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje.
ATM: Elo ni k'omo aye po jade?
(guy inputs 10,000)
ATM: (dispenses cash).
Omo Iya, ma jeun lo ntie.

In a place like IBADAN.
An Ibadan woman inserts her card, inputs her secret code.
ATM: (In Ibadan tone)
-Ekabo Iyami,e ni soribuu
-e te numba yin ni kanmo kanmo
-So nsure?
-Elo le fe gba?
(Woman enters N2,000)
ATM: Iya, ko ma s'owo lapo yin ke!
(Woman enters N2,000 again)
ATM: Se ko nse afise?
-Mo ro pe eti yin di?
Mo so pe ko s'owo lapo yin.
(For the third time, woman enters N2,000 again, thinking it was an error on the ATM's part)
ATM: (pauses for a while)
mo ro pe ori yin ti buru
-Oma saaro kutukutu ke.
-Alawin laaro ojo aje.
-To ba pe ko o to fa kadi re yo, emi ma gbe je ni o
-Alawin osi.kuro ko je ki awon olorire wa gbowo

In a place like IJEBU

A woman inserts her card & pin
ATM: Omo alare, -elo ro nfe gba?
(Woman enters N2,391.50K)
ATM: Pause for about one minute,
trying to understand the digits.
After about a minute, ATM replies,
ATM: Iya, mo nbo?
E je nsare lo wa shenji wa.

FRAUD ALERT - BVN

Dear Customer,Due to the new Bvn Policy by the CBN.Your ATM CARD has been deactivated to

ADELE LYRICS - HELLO -

Watch out for my version...... hehehehehe

The Leo in Me!!!

Leo and Independence:

THE WOMAN - DEZIANI - Facts as written by Ena Ofugara.

1. She has not used pathos nor appealed for anyone's sympathy. She is just a sick woman that even delayed her hospital photos till obviously a slight break from the chemo. While in office she was undergoing chemo in the UK.

The cancer seems to have progressed....sadly.

TGIF - WHO DOESN'T LIKE FRIDAYS?

I used to love Fridays until I got a job in the customer care filed where we run shift.

Arrrgghhh!!!!

I see people post all sort of pictures depicting the Night ahead and I am like “whatever”.

AM I A GAME JUNKIE? - KING GAMES

When would I stop playing all sort of games on my phone.
I am so addicted to King games.
#candycrush - Level769
#farmheroes - leve122
#sodacrush - Level129

Someone complained that my phone battery is always below 20%... I guess they now know why.
kikikikikiki

#strollsouttapost

GAME BOARD

THE FASTEST WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT

scroll down to see the Fastest way to lose weight.

LORL.

5kg Gone - Just like Dat!

Am itching to state what I am doing

I am not hungry!
I am not weak!
I am strong!

No pains, No fatigue, No worries.

I jumped on d scale this morning and saw 93.2kg
Was funny.....

Day 5..... And I cheated

Watching Hubby eat!
That's the hardest Part!

Guess I was not determined enough

From let me taste the jollof rice I prepared for him
To let me take one spoon
To let me bite from the chicken
To let me eat a little of the chips

The temptation is real

FAT ME - BIG ME - OVER WEIGHT ME

Didn't know I could go a whole day without food until Wednesday this week.

I haven't eaten a real meal till today and I am not even hungry....

The last time I checked my weight I saw the scale read 98.9kg that's approximately 99kg and approximately 100kg....

Oh! Poor Me

LAUGH IT OFF

Was gallivanting around when i saw these pictures.

Hope you find it funny.

PRETTY CAT BABY

Oh! how i love the make over.

CAN FACEBOOK BE FOUND IN A LIBRARY?

CAN THIS MAN EVER FORGIVE AND FORGET ???

LOL

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